wattenberg

A man who sits in the corner and jerks off while watching a stranger plough his wife. He cannot cum until his wife and stranger finish the act then urinate upon him.

Typically has self esteem and Daddy issues.
by Van Halen August 03, 2023
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pooch pounder

another name for all my coworkers....dog banger!
Jeez that Ricky is such a pooch pounder! He never does anything!
by Van Halen April 04, 2007
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