Definitions by Vaginal Dave

Roasty

Person persecuted over and over again for no reason; see Jesus Christ.

John was the roasty in the three-state area.

Roasty by Vaginal Dave July 1, 2003

Mississippi John 

A militant, albeit smart young white man. Not to be confused with Arkansas Bill or Denver Dick.

Mississipi John doesn't love you. Just keep fucking him.

Mississippi John by Vaginal Dave July 1, 2003