2 definitions by Vaginal Dave

A militant, albeit smart young white man. Not to be confused with Arkansas Bill or Denver Dick.
Mississipi John doesn't love you. Just keep fucking him.

by Vaginal Dave July 2, 2003
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Person persecuted over and over again for no reason; see Jesus Christ.
John was the roasty in the three-state area.
by Vaginal Dave July 2, 2003
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