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dick-whipped

1) Adjective for a woman or man so obsessed with a recent male lover that she or he finds it difficult to initiate a romance with anyone else
2) (used for a part of the body such as buttocks, breasts or thighs) Bearing a bruise from being flogged by a man's heavy penis
1) When Harry fucked Sally, she experienced her first multiple orgasm, and after she told her friends that the experience made her not want to meet other men, her friends accused her of being dick-whipped.
2) After Harry jerked off on Sally's ass for a good 10 minutes, it looked dick-whipped and required an ice pack.
by V. Cummings July 30, 2006
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i-tox

vt.: To de-program an information addict by temporarily removing all of his or her computers from the premises

n.: the de-programming of an information addict by temporarily removing all of his or her computers from the premises
The teen's parents nearly mistook his darting eyes and undecipherable speech for schizophrenia or excessive pot smoking, but after a comprehensive examination of his computer activities, they determined he needed to be i-toxed.
by V. Cummings August 2, 2006
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