1 definition by Uzmi joj bueno 69

A little gipsy fag that plays fifa day and night. Has three hairs on his beard and same amount of pubes. Drinks the whole bottle of Jäger and then his mum tucks him into his bed before putting his breakfast in his shoes. Approximately 5'1". Can't drive for shit because he barely sees over the steering wheel. Use to eat Nutella with zimska salama, fucking retard.
"Look at that hobo, he looks like Ivor"

Girl: "I'm hungry."
Ivor "I have some bolognese in my boot."
by Uzmi joj bueno 69 January 24, 2020
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