Widespread

This is when a person spreads open their legs very very far. This is typically done on a wall or on a object (i.e. desk, table, lamp, see saw). You can also use this to describe a person or an object that looks like a person that has their legs wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee open.

That person over yonder is very widespread

OMG she is so widespread

WTF that lamp is so widespread

by Uxmal Definitions Inc. March 20, 2017