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Normally used in England it's an insult to idiots and fools

Peter" know the way I asked my girlfriend to give me head"

Sean"yeh why"

Peter"she gave me a headbut"

Sean"she's a fucking BELLEND"

Peter"pls don't give her an idea"

Girlfriend" do u want most head or will it try hand jobs because my daddy use to feed me steroids and my grip is amazing"

Peter"NO NO NO i need it no the pain".... . .............phone call ends and Peter is never heard of again
Your fucking BELLEND in a Manchester talk
by Uwillneverknow February 28, 2017

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It's basically nigger back words
Omg i never seen a reggin
by Uwillneverknow January 26, 2017

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