3 definitions by Ushna Bling

vaginta claus

Someone who buys a prostitute for their friends as a gift for Christmas.

Johnny was a real vaginta claus this year. He got six hookers for Freddy for Christmas!

by Ushna Bling July 6, 2015

pubic nuisance

Someone who habitually and intentionally leaves any form of pubic hair on random surfaces including but not limited to toilet seats, tubs, sinks, toothbrushes and food.

Ewe!!! why is there a pube on my toothbrush?!? Did Randy spend the night again? He is such a pubic nuisance!!

by Ushna Bling July 6, 2015

venderial machine

A person who knowingly provides std's to unknowing victims via any orifice. This usually occurs on a consistent basis and involves small amounts of money. Most victims become venderial machines as well.

Sharey is the biggest venderial machine I have ever seen....Joe got three diseases in one session. He in turn gave herpes to Ron and John.

by Ushna Bling July 6, 2015