Swamp Arse

Swamp arse is a very uncomfortable situation when your gooch, balls and arse crack are that damp and wet from sweating it resembles the conditions of a swamp
It’s so hot today, I have swamp arse

I’ve got proper bad swamp arse
by UrbanMyth123 June 24, 2020
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big shag

Big shag derives from the biggest shag of all known human time , legend says he goes by the name of 'Matthew Harris'
You alright big shag ?
by UrbanMyth123 December 06, 2016
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