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The time of year when a large meal, a tree and Church should be observed but when drinks become the inevitable point of focus and on Christmas morning the piss is relieved and one goes back to a hung-over sleep rather than to open presents.
This year for the Holidays we had a Christmas Eve festivity in which everyone went out late for booze and Christmas day was delayed by Pissmas.
by Urb Debonair December 26, 2017
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A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.
In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

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Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.
by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017
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