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Chodism

A disease that women catch that make their lower body twice as large as their upper body and stay under 5'2. The disease makes the victims nipples weird or deformed. It also causes them to be hipsters and deny it at all cost. Chode people or chodes as they are usually called can be spotted in skinny jeans that don't fit so when they stand up from lying on a couch their ass hangs out.

Mark: Dude, that girl is so unproportionate she is a chode.

Scott: Ya i know she must have weird fucking nipples too.

Mark: It's a sham she suffers from Chodism.

by Ur. average gay dude. April 1, 2011