Also known as Illinois State University and also commonly known as "I Screwed Up" because upon the rejection letter to University of Illinois-Urbana Champaign(UIUC), the individual realizes that he/she did in fact screw up in high school and also screwed up the rest of their entire lives because they will now be obliged to attend a far less impressive, selective, and inferior University and will spend the next 4-7 years trying to graduate in order to obtain an average degree.
Kid: "Mom, I got rejected from UIUC..."
Mom: "So what's that mean?"
Kid: "Looks like I'm gonna havta go to ISU"
Mom: "You really screwed up, didn't you?"
Kid: "I sure did..."