Sass Tornado

An incredibly sassy female

My cousin is a sass tornado

by Unorthodoxy November 28, 2021

The hungers

Noun: intense hunger pains or cravings for food

Fred: Ah man! *rubs belly*
Rob: what’s the matter?
Fred: I’ve got the hungers… I should’ve eaten breakfast instead of goofing it with my wife this morning *stomach growls*
Rob: Are we really doing this again? Ah shoot, I guess we’re heading to the breakfast place now…

by Unorthodoxy May 1, 2022

DNA Donor

A father so lousy, so awful, that the only good he ever did for you was help bring you into this world by donating some sperm and DNA

Jerry: Hey Jude! Isn’t that guy over there your dad?
Jude: He ain’t no daddy. He’s my father, AKA DNA donor, AKA the worst person I’ve ever known!

by Unorthodoxy July 19, 2021