Definitions by UnlikableZombie

Dirty Harleigh 

When one engages in hetero sex while thinking about homosexual sex the whole time.

Damn Dean I don’t know what is wrong with me but I keep having Dirty Harleigh thoughts while with my girl!

Dirty Harleigh by UnlikableZombie April 5, 2020

Dirty MaryKayla 

When you have thick black rim glasses, bright red lipstick and look like a vintage librarian and secretly your a leather bondage freak waiting for your next victim.

Adam : Oh man the librarian on campus is such a Dirty MaryKayla.

Tyler : DUUDE.!? Isn’t she like 56?

Adam: Umm, ya but like she’s such a sexy freak!

Dirty MaryKayla by UnlikableZombie April 5, 2020