UnlikableZombie 's definitions

Dirty MaryKayla

When you have thick black rim glasses, bright red lipstick and look like a vintage librarian and secretly your a leather bondage freak waiting for your next victim.

Adam : Oh man the librarian on campus is such a Dirty MaryKayla.

Tyler : DUUDE.!? Isn’t she like 56?

Adam: Umm, ya but like she’s such a sexy freak!

by UnlikableZombie April 5, 2020

Dirty Harleigh

When one engages in hetero sex while thinking about homosexual sex the whole time.

Damn Dean I don’t know what is wrong with me but I keep having Dirty Harleigh thoughts while with my girl!

by UnlikableZombie April 5, 2020