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Porch Monkey
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A porch monkey is a
black guy
, I mean
a monkey
that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the
drug money
you owe him.
"I lost all
my money
to a porch monkey"
"
Oh my goodness
thats
terrible
!"
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March 22, 2016
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