app woman

21st Century pc neologism for a call girl

The app woman who showed up at my place looked just like her profile picture in her "personal services" ad. I was so excited.

by Unkie Mark June 11, 2019

app man

21st Century pc neologism for a call boy

The app man who showed up at my place was even hotter in person than he was in his ad. He's going to be worth every penny.

by Unkie Mark June 11, 2019

Scrabble and soup

A chaste alternative to Netflix and chill.

I know we just met, so how about we get together for Scrabble and Soup.

by Unkie Mark September 20, 2018