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Unjo Gratis

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The savior of all humankind. The Final Prophet, Pyrocinical, Unjo bless his name, informed us of him in a spiritual episode on his holy YouTube channel. A forbidden monkey god, sentenced to damnation by his bastard bastard emperor of heaven Sitarg Ojnu. His followers are known as Unjoists and they are followers of Unjo-Gratisism
"I worship Unjo Gratis praise be to Him"
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GoF'uck'You'rself 

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The holy house of worship for Unjoists, the most ancient religion. The main and only remaining GoF'uck'You'rself is the world is Clark High School in Texas, which is disguised as a High School to hide from Sitrag Onju
"I don't go to church, I go to GoF'uck'You'rself"
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