Definitions by Unicorn Brad

Armenian Pleasure popsicles 

When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.

I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.

Armenian Pleasure popsicles by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

The Marathon Runner 

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.

Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.

The Marathon Runner by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021