piccolo

Small, shrill, ear-splitting instrument.

The player is prone to eardrum damage, as well as other instrumentalists within a 100 yard range.
The instrument cannot be tuned.
Often called a "tiny flute."
Hated even by those who play it.

How do you tune two flute? Shoot one.
How do you tune two piccolos? Shoot both of them.

by UnfortunatelyAPiccoloPlayer March 07, 2010