Definitions by Uncle Tyler

main street muffin 

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties

main street muffin by Uncle Tyler September 21, 2008

Main Street Muffin 

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties.

Main Street Muffin by Uncle Tyler September 22, 2006