Uncle Renegade's definitions

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.

I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.

by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009

Snail Trail

A Snail Trail is when a female leaves a sticky residue in their underwear or when they leave a slimy trail on a surface such as furniture, a bed, or on a chair. It will sometimes appear as a moist, damp, or a wet spot but will often resemble a trail that a snail will leave behind, usually requiring Lysol or Clorox (both recommended) to clean up. It can appear as a fluorescent white, sticky, glue like substance that will harden if not cleaned up immediately, but will sometimes contain blood making Clorox absolutely necessary. If the Snail Trail is brown, it can indicate the individual doesn't wipe their ass or they have a turtle head peaking out. It may or may not have a smell, depending on the size and the color of the trail.

That girl I had over last night left an epic snail trail all over my bed sheets and my pillow case. What the fuck was she doing, riding my pillow? I had to use a whole can of Lysol to clean that shit!

by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017