Uncle Pervee's definitions

Power Breathing

While asleep, the person has a normal inhale and breathing pattern, but has a very forceful, violent exhale, loud enough to wake up their sleeping partner.

Honey please roll over, your power breathing is keeping me awake.

by Uncle Pervee May 3, 2010

Flatuvate

The act of lifting at least one butt cheek to pass gas.

I know it was that dude over there that farted - I saw him flatuvate.

by Uncle Pervee April 17, 2010