2 definitions by Uncle Matt

Wet nuts

The gonads of a man who has recently had intercourse and who’s nuts are still freshly brined in the glorious pussy juice of a consenting female

Bro#1: how’d your date go last night?
Bro#2: let’s just say I got a bad case of wet nuts

by Uncle Matt July 8, 2018

Towel dropping

The act of dropping your towel (presumably after a shower) and exposing your genitals to a house guest or other unsuspecting personnel.

Bro#1: dude how was that pizza you ordered last night?
Bro#2: never ate it, the delivery girl was cute so I towel dropped her!
Bro#1: woah dude did you smash?
Bro#2: nah man she called the police...
Towel dropping

by Uncle Matt July 8, 2018