Definitions by Uncle Malow

Plarp 

The sound made as feces is released into a pool of liquids

Man i dropped a load and it plarped at the bottom splashing water on my anal hole.

Plarp by Uncle Malow March 18, 2003

cretnopracal 

To lick thumb and then put in anus while watching the golden girls

Man i was watching the golden girls and i busted a cretnopracal

cretnopracal by Uncle Malow March 18, 2003