Definitions by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins

urge napkin 

noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.

"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."

urge napkin by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 9, 2013