Definitions by Uncle Garfunkle

Siberian Circus Midget 

1. A disgruntled dwarf from the coldest reigon of Russia, who makes his/her living by performing in circuses.

2. A "little-person" who is enebriated anywhere from 12-23 hours of the day

3. An all-purpose word for use in the game "madlibs"

4. The result of a person much like yourself looking into a mirror

I was stoned to death by Siberian Circus Midgets

Siberian Circus Midget by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007

Charity Relief Work 

The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting

I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage

Charity Relief Work by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007