Uncle Flizzy's definitions

Landing a Jet

The act of celebrating like a champion one or two games too soon. Or any general lack of focus before a task is completed

Braylon Edwards back-flip after defeating the Pats in the 2010 NFL playoffs "I hope he isn't landing a Jet, he has another game next week".
Or. a Gatorade Bath given to a head coach after a semifinal victory

by Uncle Flizzy January 24, 2011

Roadie Swipe

Verb: the action taken to procure a new Video Game, Knowing damn well you don't have enough money in the bank..

Bank: Yo Ben are you getting COD MW3 tonight?
Ben: Nah I don't have the doe until Friday.
Bank: Bump that man, grab your Chase card get online with us and ROADIE SWIPE that shit...

by Uncle Flizzy November 8, 2011