twatcracker

1. One who is in the business of stealing another persons V-Card

2. A food such as a wheat thin or other type of cracker that has been laced with vaginal juices
1. You twatcracker, you had sex with a virgin last night!

2. Damn that twatcracker was nasty as shit
by UTC (Uncle TwatCracker) May 29, 2007
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