chode

Penis wider than long
Curled penis
flat topped penis
david is such a chode
by ULTIMATE June 16, 2004
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Captain Shartacus

A man who can't help but shit himself
Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!
by ULTIMATE October 25, 2016
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