Shmecks

A slang term for the slang term smecks (sex), that just sounds better and can be used in many situations.
Derivatives: buttshmecks, queershmecks, boobshmecks/boobyshmecks, mouthshmecks, handshmecks and anything like that.

Also see: Shmecksee.

I really wanna have shmecks with my physics teacher...

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

Shmecksee

A slang term for the slang term smecksy, a slang word for sexy, sounding better.
Also see: Shmecks.

Wow did you see that ass? It was dead shmecksee.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010