December 25

the absolute WORST day to even be born within a week from it.

december 25 is lame cuz you get presents for bday and christmas
bruh Jamie was born on dec 23rd and she gets presents that count for birthdays and christmas that must SUCK

by Tyler1 except without the 1 October 24, 2019

September 2nd

September 2nd is the day that the Breathtaking One, Keanu Reeves, was created

On September 2nd,
uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas:hey it's sept 2nd keanu reeves was born tod-
The Breathtaking One: did someone say breathtaking
literally everyone: o frick its keanu reeves

by Tyler1 except without the 1 October 24, 2019

Mitochondria

tHe PoWeRhOuSe Of ThE cElL

tEaChEr:OkAy So ThE mItOcHoNdRiA iS tHe PoWeRhOuSe Of ThE cElL
me: why does this definition exist

by Tyler1 except without the 1 October 24, 2019