Tycho U. Brahe's definitions

Elwood

1. A very small school district in New York. Nothing really of interest.
2. Boring
3. "The worst fucking place to grow up"
4. Home of the Cole train

1.
Person 1 "Yeah I'm from Elwood."
Person 2 "Where the hell is that?"
Person 1 "You know harborfields?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "Its near there"
Person 2 "Oh ok."

2.
Person 1 "Hey lets go do something"
Person 2 "Like what? This is Elwood, theres nothing to do!"

3. "Man Elwood sucks!"

4. "Oh shit, now you fucked up. the Cole trains coming!"

by Tycho U. Brahe January 14, 2009