Definitions by Tweedledum & Tweedledee
Twanking
The simultaneous act of tweeting and wanking. May lead to spelling errorsfgdfshhnbrzsbnzfg or unusual typos. Common with some journalists, one of the lesser known examples being Kai Diekmann, current editor-in-chief of the german BILD-Zeitung, a daily "newspaper". A person that twanks a lot is called a [twanker}
Twanking by Tweedledum & Tweedledee March 2, 2015