Turk Town Topside's definitions
Top class town in South West Wales, where the boys are all handsome, dressed sharply, good dancers, fast on their feet, brilliant in bed and steady in a scrap. The girls like doing the same things just as much. When you meet someone from Llanelli, you'll feel like you've got a best friend for life. NB this does not apply to Jack's, anyone east of Bridgend or west of Carmarthen.
by Turk Town Topside January 29, 2017
Get the Llanellimug.