Tijuana Hood Smasher

The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.
Last night I had me a Tijuana Hood Smasher! Jesus titty fucking christ I think I broke my ankle!

by turdchaser March 18, 2008
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Tramp Stamp

The Tatto found on the lower back of a Skank
Don't touch that whore! check for the Tramp Stamp!
by TurdChaser March 13, 2008
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