Double bagger

When the ricipient of your gentlemans sausage has such a repelling appearance, you feel it necessary to not only put a bag on her head, but one on your own incase hers falls off
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Sausage aisle

A woman's favourite isle in the supermarket, where a variety of sausages can be found of all shapes and sizes.
Hey girl, Mike took me up the sausage aisle last night, and wow was the sausage good, girthiest sausage I've ever put in my mouth fr
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