(also known as The Northern Flower); Joseph Marshall; one of the most adorable persons ever to grace the land north of Highway 8
The Flower of the North is shining brightly today.
Has anyone seen The Flower of the North? I found his Chromebook on top of the lockers.
Has anyone seen The Flower of the North? I found his Chromebook on top of the lockers.
by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best April 10, 2020
1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 05, 2021