Definitions by Truffle pig

Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.

“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”

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A puffy bluffer is when you think it’s a soft fart but turns out it’s a leaky shit instead.

“I thought it was a puffy bluffer but it turns out it was a leaky squeaker so I had to duck up the stairs to take a spraying mary”

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