Definitions by Trucker Mel

Taint 

For Men: It "taint" your asshole or your balls, it's the skin in between.
For the Ladies: It "taint" your asshole and vagina, it the skin in between .

Daughter, "I pulled a muscle."
Mom, "What did you pull?"
Daughter, "That area between your asshole and vagina. "
Mother, "Your taint!"
Daughter, "Ohhh, that makes sense."

Taint by Trucker Mel September 21, 2016

E.L.F. 

Entitled little fucks. Don't have any religion attached to them. They are spoiled, nasty and obnoxious.

Look at those little fucking E.L.F.s. They are in my son's class this year. Their mother's are pieces of shit too.

E.L.F. by Trucker Mel September 21, 2016