Troubled Joe's definitions

Troubled Joe

Defining someone who appears to be somewhat depressed and yet keeps a constant game face on. Usually a hobo or a lush.
Someone described as Troubled Joe, is, well, troubled. Also compare 'Average Joe'.

I woke up today and felt like the Ghost of Troubled Joe...I think I'll quit my job.

by Troubled Joe November 2, 2006

Klarth

Compare with 'Troubled Joe'. Everyone has a Klarth in their life. A tall, dark, handsome man with a crappy past and a bleak outlook. He constantly turns to the bottle, and has a real tongue on him. Your dad might be a Klarth. However, if you ever see him hit your mom, he is not the gentle Klarth, but in fact the unholy 'Womanbeater'.

Geez...Klarth came in at 2 and hasn't left for the past 6 hours. He's on his 29th beer.

by Troubled Joe November 2, 2006

Bottifish

1. Someone who has appeared to have or smells like they swam through several miles of sewage, fresh from your septic tank. A derivative of the term Botticrease, which means 'Buttcrack', a Bottifish is someone who looks like or smells like they have just swam in a pool of shit.

2. Someone who genuinely sucks at any electronic game.

*Sniff...Sniff...* God! Get away from me, you Bottifish!

You have the skill of a Bottifish!

Damn...Cross the street, the guy coming up looks like a Bottifish.

by Troubled Joe November 2, 2006

Botticrease

The crease that, well...Runs up your Botti. Botti, being Jamaican slang for 'Butt'. A Botticrease, then, is a buttcrack.

Hey jackass! Lick my Botticrease!

by Troubled Joe November 2, 2006