choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."
"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"
by Trixi Star February 06, 2009
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Gay Drive-by

When a gay guy throws skittles at your window and says,"TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCHES!"
by Trixi Star February 15, 2009
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