2 definitions by Trevor "BLT" Balthrop
1. A Higley Schoolgirl is when someone (not necessarily JUST a girl) makes a scene on a bus accusing someone else on the bus for punching them. Even more specifically punching then in the boob. Then from their they argue and the Higley Schoolgirl attacks and punches whoever they are arguing with.
2. A Higley Schoolgirl is the famous, bratty ass little girl that attended Higley High School in Higley, Arizona and she refused to stay on the bus she was not suppose to get on because it is the bus drivers job to make sure that if there is a kid on the bus that does not ride their bus they must call their parents to pick them up or drive them back to the school and wait for them to get a ride.
3. A Higley Schoolgirl can also be used as a random joke line when talking to friends. When your friend is in a situation or is about to do something shout out this phrase and whether they get it or not at least you thought it was funny.
2. A Higley Schoolgirl is the famous, bratty ass little girl that attended Higley High School in Higley, Arizona and she refused to stay on the bus she was not suppose to get on because it is the bus drivers job to make sure that if there is a kid on the bus that does not ride their bus they must call their parents to pick them up or drive them back to the school and wait for them to get a ride.
3. A Higley Schoolgirl can also be used as a random joke line when talking to friends. When your friend is in a situation or is about to do something shout out this phrase and whether they get it or not at least you thought it was funny.
1. "Hey buddy you lookin' at me all funny?" Fredrick says
"Yea! You punched my man tits when we got on the bus." Greg replies
Random person "OH SHIT BITCH! THEY ABOUT TO PULL A HIGLEY SCHOOLGIRL!"
2. "Did you see that Higley Schoolgirl freak out on the news last night Nathan? I would have been a snobby little shit dick too but she could of just sat down after awhile."
Nathan for some reason replies "DON'T CHYA KNOW!" in a polish accent
3. "Ok Ernie, it is your first day of school, now get on the bus and don't you pull a Higley Schoolgirl on me. Ok honey?" says Ernie's mother
"I won't mums." says Ernie
or
Kevin says "Hey should I go over and ask for a seventh free sample and see what this crazin asian does?"
Marc says "DO IT!"
Trevor says to Marc "Watch him pull a Higley Schoolgirl."
"Yea! You punched my man tits when we got on the bus." Greg replies
Random person "OH SHIT BITCH! THEY ABOUT TO PULL A HIGLEY SCHOOLGIRL!"
2. "Did you see that Higley Schoolgirl freak out on the news last night Nathan? I would have been a snobby little shit dick too but she could of just sat down after awhile."
Nathan for some reason replies "DON'T CHYA KNOW!" in a polish accent
3. "Ok Ernie, it is your first day of school, now get on the bus and don't you pull a Higley Schoolgirl on me. Ok honey?" says Ernie's mother
"I won't mums." says Ernie
or
Kevin says "Hey should I go over and ask for a seventh free sample and see what this crazin asian does?"
Marc says "DO IT!"
Trevor says to Marc "Watch him pull a Higley Schoolgirl."
by Trevor "BLT" Balthrop April 10, 2008
Drag-a-vag is the perfect nickname for what you are about to read. If you have ever gone out or been somewhere and either met up with a girl and her friends or met a group of new girls and you are totally diggin’ the hot one and she is funny and everything but her friend or friends are ruining it? Not only thtat but her friend is ugly, fat and you can tell instantly she has a crush on you and is going to COCKBLOCK you from the hot one because her friend wants to be nice to her friend and give her a chance with you when you know there is no way in hell you’d ever get with the likes of that disastrous excuse for a human being. Well we call that friend a Drag-a-vag. Because obviously they were dragged along by their friend so that the hot one wasn’t alone.
The reason why it is called drag-a-vag isn’t because they have a saggy pussy, it’s because the friend dragged her along as a third wheel and so they weren’t alone. No one likes a drag-a-vag ladies. Bring yourself and yourself only. The vag part is obviously because the thing they brought with is somehow a woman and we all know you have to have a vagina to be a girl. At least that’s what they say.
*The plural word for Drag-a-vag is Dragged-many-vag’s
The reason why it is called drag-a-vag isn’t because they have a saggy pussy, it’s because the friend dragged her along as a third wheel and so they weren’t alone. No one likes a drag-a-vag ladies. Bring yourself and yourself only. The vag part is obviously because the thing they brought with is somehow a woman and we all know you have to have a vagina to be a girl. At least that’s what they say.
*The plural word for Drag-a-vag is Dragged-many-vag’s
“I drove all the way out to Tempe Marketplace to meet this hotty body of a girl just to get vibe killed by her Drag-a-vag.” says Horatio
“I‘m sorry Horatio were you talking?” says Sanchez
Lucas says “Wow that girl was smoking’ but her friend was all lookin’ me up and down and thought I was teasin’ her or some shit and now she thinks she can be all over me.”
Stanley says “Sounds like that girl was a drag-a-vag. So what’d you do essay?”
Lucas looks up and says “I let her touch it for a dollar.”
Plural*
“THIS IS GOING TO BE FANTASTIC. Finally I get to meet this freaky mama I met off myspace and tonight is going to be hot. There! Right over there! There she is! Uh oh, spaghetti-o’s Robby this ain’t good.” says Heraldo
“What isn’t good Herald?” says Robby
“She brought along some honey’s” says Heraldo
“Not good herald, they are lookin’ pretty nasty.” Robby Says
“Oh no, she dragged-many-vag’s with her! Hide in the Apple Store” yells Heraldo
“I‘m sorry Horatio were you talking?” says Sanchez
Lucas says “Wow that girl was smoking’ but her friend was all lookin’ me up and down and thought I was teasin’ her or some shit and now she thinks she can be all over me.”
Stanley says “Sounds like that girl was a drag-a-vag. So what’d you do essay?”
Lucas looks up and says “I let her touch it for a dollar.”
Plural*
“THIS IS GOING TO BE FANTASTIC. Finally I get to meet this freaky mama I met off myspace and tonight is going to be hot. There! Right over there! There she is! Uh oh, spaghetti-o’s Robby this ain’t good.” says Heraldo
“What isn’t good Herald?” says Robby
“She brought along some honey’s” says Heraldo
“Not good herald, they are lookin’ pretty nasty.” Robby Says
“Oh no, she dragged-many-vag’s with her! Hide in the Apple Store” yells Heraldo
by Trevor "BLT" Balthrop April 23, 2009