Definitions by Trentbridge Troll

toothpaste wank 

adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )

That man's being a cock womble

hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .

toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint

toothpaste wank by Trentbridge Troll July 29, 2015

street sneeze 

Something you wish to avoid on a busy street and have to make a B line to do so .

Random individual dressed in charity shop Brown asking everyone at the top of their lungs if you need a " Big Tissue ?".
( must walk round that street sneeze )
I don't need a Big Tissue .

street sneeze by Trentbridge Troll July 23, 2015