2 definitions by Trent Wilson

A dumb bitch who is also retarded and gets fucked by cows. Ariels usually look like the crossbreed between John C. Reilly and a ran-over banana. Ariels are idiots and should be grabbed by the throat like an ice cream cone and given a full force infinity smack. If you read this, Ariel, I am going to fucking kill you.
Ariel is a dumb dumb.

"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
by Trent Wilson October 31, 2022
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A dumb bitch who is also retarded and gets fucked by cows. Ariels usually look like the crossbreed between John C. Reilly and a ran-over banana. Ariels are idiots and should be grabbed by the throat like an ice cream cone and given a full force infinity smack. If you read this, Ariel, I am going to fucking kill you.
Ariel is a dumb dumb.

"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
by Trent Wilson October 31, 2022
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