shove

the past tense of shave; the act of shaving in the past
Boss: hey i THOUGHT I TOLD YOU....!!!
Employee: hey hey don't worry, i shove this morning
by Travis Fielder December 08, 2007
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showve

The act of shaving earlier in time.
hey man why didn't you shav yesterday?
Because, i showve this morning.
by Travis Fielder October 05, 2007
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