AK Spray

The morning after a long night of drinking cheap beer, start 69ing with your hubby. Invariably, a very rank fart will develop. Right before orgasm, yell "Drive By" and fart right in her face, then unload in her mouth. This works best on one night stands with fat and/or ugly girls, because no girl you ever do this with will come near you again.
"Why's Laura washing her face?"

"Because Bob AK Sprayed her a few minutes ago."
by TransMayernik April 23, 2005
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cleveland air freshener

Farting in any enclosed space (such as a compact car, elevator, or phone booth) so as other people who are present (or will be shortly) can enjoy your emission.
Hot damn! Someone really left a cleveland air freshener in this cab!
by TransMayernik April 22, 2005
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