Definitions by Totsally

New Shoes Old Laces 

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

New Shoes Old Laces by Totsally April 27, 2015

dusty keyboard 

The act of "fisting" someone while wearing a used and previously discarded latex glove.

She had a very kinky past so I figured she would eventually want to try the old dusty keyboard.

dusty keyboard by Totsally April 10, 2015