Totaly not Sikki's friend....'s definitions

Nikolaj

A real gent, very possible a heavenly descendent, as you can tell from his masculine, uber super hot body. Usually insanely deadly attractive to women but he only has eyes for his one and only wifey. A hilarious man, known to make sarcastic jokes about everything, if he choose to be a comedian, he would be the worlds best for sure. Has great taste in fashion and music, especially fashion, cause he is basically the embodiment of fashion. AKA Mr. Alwaysright, because he is so intelligent, and his IQ is over 9000. Is nice to everybody. Most wonderful human being on the surface of the planet.

girl #1: "Wow look at that Nikolaj. Best guy ever!"
girl #2: "Ja I wish I have a hubby like Nikolaj."
Every girl in the universe: "OMG I LOVE HIM, HE IS THE SEXYEST BOY IN THE FRICKING WORLD!!!"

by Totaly not Sikki's friend.... September 21, 2021

Sikki

The embodiment of laziness, however he's actually quite nice and wholesome, but lazier than a crocodile on a Saturday eating a sundae. He usually ask his friends to drive him home from school but I mean he lives like 200 feet away and it would be faster just to walk than drive!

Plus: He wakes up like 5 min before school starts and he always says that it soooooooo hard for him and that he had to wake up sooooo early.

Sikki: "Can you drive me home?"
Friend: "But I have to hurry home and it'll be faster for you to just walk"
Sikki: "B..b..b..but"
Friend: "IT'S A NO SIKKI"
Sikki: "okay..."

by Totaly not Sikki's friend.... September 21, 2021