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David
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David was
a guy
.
He had a
pet
pufferfish and a
garden
.
Me: Why can't David have a
wand
?
Seefop
: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David
tho
David
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Totally not Meat man
March 21, 2021
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Meat man
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A
great
superhero
who gives others multiple stacks of
meat
then leaves
"
Thank you
for this
blessing
Meat
man" -KittenJedi
Meat man
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Totally not Meat man
March 21, 2021
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