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Laqwon 

Tymel’s less cool brother. Always makes sure to ask permission before giving CPR to homeless women. Pathological liar. Master of host island, but is also allergic to host island. Great dad. Has stock in the Bog. Always orders double jamo neat at the bar, or a simple “I’ll take one of those”. Kickass mofo, befriend a Laqwon if you happen upon one.

Where the hell is Laqwon there are people waiting at the door?!

Laqwon by Totally not Ale Mary’s November 19, 2022