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Heath Ledgered

To get murdered by Michelle Williams, who then makes it look like a suicide.

"Dude, have you seen Reiker? He was supposed to meet me for a brewski, but the faggot never showed!"

"No, man. Didn't you hear? The police found his dead 28-year old Austrailian body in his Manhattan apartment."

"Whoa, what happened?"

"Got Heath Ledgered, man."

"Fuckin' Michelle Williams..."

by Totally NOT Michelle Williams January 10, 2009